Hot Dog University

So, I was “surfing the web” last night (pretty cool, you should try it), when I stumbled upon the Hot Dog University website¬† Now, everyone knows that HDU is one of our nations’ preeminent centers of encased-meat learning, but I was unaware of just how prestigious and scholarly (and selective) HDU actually is. Now, I am thinking of going back to school! I figure you are never too old to learn some new tricks, and a PhD from HDU is really impressive for recruiters to see on your resume when you are immersed in the rigorous interview process and background checks for that sweet gig at Der Wienerschnitzel¬† Make the call, carpe diem! Become a HDU graduate and control your destiny, today!

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